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how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore
things to say during sex
- on your left
- HELLO MARVEL I AM THE FALCON
- on va voir
- im with you til the end of the line
- hail hydra
Just imagine the American version of doctor who
but what would the TARDIS be? I’ve never seen a phone box in America.
Doctor Loo in the Turdis.
This is America what is a loo
Try inferring from the context clues given to you.
“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
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helping old people with computers is the 10th circle of hell
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person: are you over bucky barnes yet