guardians of the galaxy was such bullshit no one’s headphones last 26 years
Today on "Real Things Spotted in the Mall"
I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST
NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
(Some of the) MCU cast take on the Ice Bucket Challenge for ALS.
|—||Kuba Wojewodzki, Polish journalist and comedian (via notnai)|
Margaery Tyrell + tumblr text posts
What Really Happened: Purple Wedding